Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in huve's LiveJournal:

Friday, June 23rd, 2006
1:28 am	Youll Probably Agree It's a command... "don't care" Im telling you right now, dont care. Caring is nothing but trouble. In fact, dont even care to not care. I'm going to tell you a story about not caring Once upon a time, there was a little boy that cared. He was small. On his way to the town market, people would point at him and say, "that boy is stupid" The merchants would not sell him any magical beans, nor would they sell him any glass slipper to wear to the ball. So the boy was left with nothing to wear to the ball, and this saddened him because he cared. He decided he would never give up, and that he would venture to the boring mountains to find something. dont ask me what, i dont care what stupid mountains have in them when he got to those mountains, he did something dumb and got eaten by a big green mountain troll that savagely beat him with a big club before cooking him in a small non-stick frying pan. The troll was very happy with this meal seeing as it was made of stupid boy, and everybody knows a troll's favorite meal other than dog poop is stupid boys. this troll had a very big surprise coming to him though. When he got home, he found ALL of his troll buddies in his awesome cave with a big SURPRISE banner over the top of it! THEY HAD REMEMBERED!!!! It was the trolls birthday! He got lots of gifts, and while most of them were pretty lame because no one really cares about some one elses birthday, the troll didnt mind. He was just glad to have other trolls that he could have food with when he was hungry, or play video games with when he got bored. trolls are extremely good at video games because they dont take any shit. if the video game tells them it's game over, they are like "yeah right" and just win anyway. the downside of trolls is that they are super ugly. I would never ever ever ever want to kiss a troll or even hug one. they smell really bad too because of all the kids they have to eat. its their job to destroy all the sprinkle loving freaks, and leave only the kids who are pretty chill and understand that hanging out at the movies waiting for your mother to pick you up is stupid. the other downside of trolls is that they die pretty easily. one time, this troll was chilling next to his cave, doing normal troll things like burning flowers and stomping on rabbits to see the guts come out when out from behind a tree this huge crab came out and pinched the troll in half. the troll was like "ugh," and the crab was like skitter skitter and stole all the trolls treasure. crabs are real assholes. they are always stealing treasure and pinching things in their big red hands. you never get enough time to capture them either because they are always running into the water like little water loving babies who dont want to get cracked open and put into a salad. which is understandable from a crab's point of view. but pretty much everyone gets pissed off at crabs because they never do anything for society like help clean graffiti or catch robbers in the act. Nope, crabs just sit in the sand waiting for the next sucker to come by so they can injure him. thats all they do. they dont even bother to keep the treasure either, they just steal it so they can put it in some dumb sunken ship that no one will ever find. the fish who live in the sunken ships are ALWAYS getting pissed at the crabs for cluttering up their space, but there is nothing they can do because fish dont have hands. so they just have to take it. Overall, fish make terrible people. they cant do anything but make annoying faces and be wet. (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
12:23 am	First Story! i dont play ddr i just pretend to If anyone has ever told you that little kids make terrible people, believe them. More specifically, little sisters that don't know anything at all. You know, the ones that just sit in their room all day long, rolling around the carpet like a retarded squirrel that has been kicked in the stomach by a powerful lumberjack wearing sturdy boots? Yeah, there she was, sitting on her knees really close to her television, probably punching herself in the face to the beat of nothing. I was way pissed off at this, seeing as it was the most annoying that that has ever happened in the history of EVER. I walked past that bullshit and into my room where I could sit down and chill with a good drink, maybe a tiki punch or something else. Too bad I didnt have any drinks near me because they were all the way in my stupid garage. I decided to stare at my computer screen and zone out while thinking about what it would be like to drink a tiki punch. Or maybe an orange soda. Yum. Then my idiot cat decided to look around the corner of my door and make some stupid cat noises. I told her to shut the hell up, and when she didn't, I felt it was time to take more extreme measures to stop this feline nonsense. So I crawled up to her dumb face and yelled ultra hard. So hard her nose probably broke from the force of my strong sound waves to her head. She ran away bleeding like a little baby all the way upstairs. What an idiot. I was halfway to fully zoned out again when a message from my friend CHAD pops up on my monitor. For those of you who don't know Chad, he's a year younger than me and is small and skinny with a face that looks kind of like this: (q_q ). EXACTLY like that. If I was asked to describe his character, I would not say "reasonably reasonable." He is probably the most preposterously absurd person allowed to be alive. And yes, I use that redundant phrase on PURPOSE. Our instant message conversation went a little like this: Chad: HI lol wanna guess soemthinggg? Me: yes! *a couple minutes pass* Chad: r u going to guess?! Me: NO WAY MAN Chad: ok whatever ill just tell you Chad: this is so cool my friend asked me to play ddr in a championship Me: You have DDR? Chad: no but i pretend to play it Chad: ok gotta go practice for championship before bedtime ttyl And no, by "pretend to" he did not mean he tells his friends he plays DDR. He meant he tells his friends he pretends to play ddr. As in he stands in his room and practices the moves to himself making ridiculous beeps and boops, along with fake japan noises. (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 18th, 2006
2:36 pm	back in school they never taught us what we needed to know Remember those days from highschool where you were FORCED to do retarded work? Well here I have a great example of how short attention spans, lack of motivation, and writing assignments actually mix PERFECTLY. The assignment had something to do with writing about two different poems that were about the same person, Helen of Troy, if I remember correctly. AND WHAT A SWEET GRADE I GOT keys to success: barely legible handwriting winning and most importantly, making sure other people don't just lose, but lose HARD (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
5:14 pm	PEOPLE TELL ME: [13:36] Jon: OH NOES [13:36] *** Auto-response sent to Jon: ROBBING BANKS [14:12] SkipToAwesome: me:1, bank: 0 [14:12] Jon: please chris [14:12] Jon: don't do that again [14:12] Jon: you might get hurt [12:31] SkipToAwesome: how many eyeshadows do you ahve [12:31] Tiffany: i dont know [12:31] SkipToAwesome: like 20? [12:32] Tiffany: like 18 [12:32] Tiffany: i dont need 20! [00:17] Jon: duh [00:19] Jon: derr [00:19] SkipToAwesome: any other stupid noises youd like to imitate? [00:19] Jon: no [16:48] Tiffany: alex ordered the sandwich with turkey swiss and ranch okay [16:48] Tiffany: and she says she also wants mayonaise on it [16:48] Tiffany: and he put one squirt of ranch on BOTH sides of the sandwich [16:49] Tiffany: which is two lines per side [16:49] Tiffany: and then did the SAME THING WITH THE MAYONAISE [16:49] Tiffany: so there was soooooooo much condiment on that sandwich is was disgusting [16:49] Tiffany: and we were both thinking the same thing and we started laughing [16:49] Tiffany: but we were trying to contain ourselves [16:49] Tiffany: and i mouthed "lets go" [16:49] Tiffany: and we ran [02:12] Oh NOES: man, youre a fool [02:12] Oh NOES: a fool i tell you [02:13] SkipToAwesome: at least im not a mummy [02:13] Oh NOES: who is that supposed to offend? [02:13] Oh NOES: mummies? [20:49] Tiffany: you shoud come put eq on my computer [20:49] Tiffany: at my house [20:50] Tiffany: and tell me how much hz i have (1 Comment |Comment on this)